Belated Xmas present for ~sable-ambiguity 'cos she's slavepug and I owe her like 5000x art BUT WHATEVER, lady, you're stuck with this thing.
e_e I'm so glad it's done, btw. I'm never, ever, EVER, opening this file EVER again (it took like 2 min. to save!!!)
Also, thanks mucho to ~celarania for helping me with a few details and looking it over for me when I was stuck, btw. <3